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Anything you read on this web page is not my opinion. Held at point by senile nursing home escapees, I was forced to write things I would never ordinarily write. I would like to repeat this for the less mentally efficient. It was the old men and women of Byron Falls Retirement Home, not me, who wrote this. I was just a pawn in their vast conspiracy for world tion. Please direct your mail accordingly.